[PICTURED: Shine the light, won’t you, SHINE THE LI-IGHT! ZD gets “mayoral” looking! His mom is SO happy!]
@ZumaDogg Tweets for 02/03/12 [Politics/Comedy=Same Time]
ZumaDogg: You can’t believe half of what you read in the media, but here’s what they say about me…http://t.co/lCRAlvmK [Gotta live with it!]
Fri Feb 03 – 10:35:24 pm
ZumaDogg: Good thing hangin’ w young money cats, who drive ZD around/buy him dinner. Drop me off at 9pm, when ZD is DONE for night/then THEY go out.
Fri Feb 03 – 9:41:43 pm
ZumaDogg: LOS ANGELES HOUSING DEPARTMENT RENT ESCROW REAPER, Roberto Aldape: Were U busted for taking pics up ladies dresses? Funny stuff, Bob! #mafia
Fri Feb 03 – 9:24:42 pm
ZumaDogg: RT @LACityCouncil: RT @olaasm: @LACityCouncil Did you really just RT that? (OLAASM, consider it a public comment tweet crumb for OTHER side of the ropers.) 🙂
Fri Feb 03 – 9:07:31 pm
ZumaDogg: RT @latimescitygov: Occupy L.A.: Protesters oppose plan for City Hall murals. [I don’t understand why one gives a sh*t what they think?]
Fri Feb 03 – 8:55:32 pm
ZumaDogg: PIC: Don’t laugh. A little beauty treatment never hurt anyone. ZD is running for mayor/garcetti owns a bevhills sa http://t.co/K3RCfE2Z
Fri Feb 03 – 6:26:38 pm
ZumaDogg: PIC: L.A. mayoral candidate Zuma Dogg in makeover chair at Rudy’s SaMo (across alley from Venice). YES, this IS th http://t.co/fPLz9Adz
Fri Feb 03 – 6:26:37 pm
ZumaDogg: Information on tonight’s Zuma Dogg Mayoral Campaign Kickoff Event athttp://t.co/RrdK4Yxr. It’s a AREAL, 2820…http://t.co/LFtN0PTv
Fri Feb 03 – 5:17:51 pm
ZumaDogg: Wanted to have my mayoral kick-off event at LA club, but couldn’t find anything safe, no cover w/lots of parking. So, AREAL=2820 Main/SaMo.
Fri Feb 03 – 5:08:45 pm
ZumaDogg: NEW at http://t.co/zRtAQN51: 1st photos of L.A. Mayoral Candidate “Zuma Dogg” in “clean shaven” media look, for campaign. Plus, new posts.
Fri Feb 03 – 4:26:22 pm
ZumaDogg: PIC: Since Venice is unsafe park area, guess I can suffer, hangin out, over here, in Santa Monica. http://t.co/sshiwxQM
Fri Feb 03 – 3:33:29 pm
ZumaDogg: Ta Da!: Now that ZD shaved beard, looks like mayoral candidate, again; having launch party, here tonight. http://t.co/1FEWobAb
Fri Feb 03 – 3:13:18 pm
ZumaDogg: Join Zuma Dogg, tonight, at L.A.’s hottest/upscale club. AREAL. 2820 Main St, Santa Monica, near Circle Bar http://t.co/e8R39YQf
Fri Feb 03 – 3:13:18 pm
ZumaDogg: When ZD hears @IanGillan1SCREECH IT OUT at 1:19 on this LIVE video, I CLAP, HOWL and do BACK FLIPS, every time!http://t.co/gLUaUN2E
Fri Feb 03 – 2:25:06 pm
ZumaDogg: @IanGillan1: Should have your account “verified” by Twitter. Your infamous ’72 “Highway Star” live German TV is MOST SPECTACULAR R&R, EVER!
Fri Feb 03 – 2:21:11 pm
ZumaDogg: RT @rlabrams: @Deming14Points#Garcetti 4 mayor? Don’t developers know his hubris killed #CRA? #1% looking 4 new lackey.
Fri Feb 03 – 1:07:59 pm
ZumaDogg: @LACityCouncil using Herb Wesson to tout 1st black @LACityCouncil President, for history month. SHOULD NOTE, BParks=1st black chair REMOVED!
Fri Feb 03 – 1:02:18 pm
ZumaDogg: Since I tweeted Pacoima & Westside jokes, here’s an East L.A. joke: “Antonio Villaraigosa.” [Rim shot!] “No, SERIOUSLY…Jose Huizar.”
Fri Feb 03 – 1:00:36 pm
ZumaDogg: Since I tweeted Pacoima joke, here’s a Westside joke: “Waiter goes up to table at Ritz-Carlton/Marina Del Rey and say, “Is anything o.k.?”
Fri Feb 03 – 12:58:35 pm
ZumaDogg: RT @richard_alarcon: Kicking off Black History Month w/movie night in Pacoima! Join us. [How much money didn’t this cost the general fund, cause these things NEVER DO! They PAY for themselves!]
Fri Feb 03 – 12:55:00 pm
ZumaDogg: RT @richard_alarcon: Kicking off Black History Month w/movie night! Join us at for “The Great Debaters.” [How about, “Do The RIght Thing?”]
Fri Feb 03 – 12:52:05 pm
ZumaDogg: ZD learned lots, calling FBI, on what they don’t care to pursue. Sometimes fans asks ZD to sing ONE Bee Gees song, but I want to do another.
Fri Feb 03 – 12:50:21 pm
ZumaDogg: On behalf of @LACityCouncil, who didn’t make mention at end of meeting announcements on passing of Angelinos, our prayers for Don Cornelius.
Fri Feb 03 – 12:45:40 pm
ZumaDogg: Not sure what “legal” definition of “crook” is, but I think it fits #BillRosendahl, no matter what standard is used. #RollOverRosendahl
Fri Feb 03 – 12:36:58 pm
ZumaDogg: ANOTHER Emergency Motion @LACityCouncil, today. THREE this week. Kinda like legislation via Council “non-public” decision making. Over FED $
Fri Feb 03 – 12:33:56 pm
ZumaDogg: @rinwa_cmw if u wanna make Santa Monica Beach pit stop (Venice adjacent) for a visit, that’s fine, if convenient. I’ll like scripts, too.
Fri Feb 03 – 12:27:47 pm
ZumaDogg: RT @ericgarcetti: Suggestions I received for new name for Kodak Theatre= iPhone, Google, Orson Welles…[More important stuff from Manboy!]
Fri Feb 03 – 12:16:22 pm
ZumaDogg: How come the L.A. City Council meeting was not held in Van Nuys, today (1st Friday of each month) as they promised Valley voters?
Fri Feb 03 – 12:12:22 pm
ZumaDogg: If you vote for me for mayor, I promise ever sidewalk in L.A. will look like THIS ONE, in Santa Monica. http://t.co/iV9SXfI0
Fri Feb 03 – 11:02:10 am
ZumaDogg: People expect drug cartel puppets to look like these big fat slobs, like in the movies, but they look JUST LIKE ANTONIO VILLARIGOSA=HE IS!
Fri Feb 03 – 10:25:53 am
ZumaDogg: WOW! U.S. Mafia Drug Cartel’s #1 Political L.A. PUPPET is speaking on TV 35. L.A. Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa is kissing some ass. #criminal
Fri Feb 03 – 10:24:18 am
ZumaDogg: I turned on council meeting for some comedy relief, but I can’t look at that Lil punk-ass bitch, Herb “Mafiaman” Wesson, lie thru his teeth.
Fri Feb 03 – 10:18:49 am
ZumaDogg: The L.A. JOBS NUMBERS are actually MUCH BETTER than reported. All the cartel/mob/underground economy workers not counted. BIGGEST L.A. stat!
Fri Feb 03 – 10:16:13 am
ZumaDogg: Zuma Dogg Reveals “Tricks of Pension Fraud Trade” (Report for #FBI) — As THIS POST from 2011… http://t.co/a2d77ekv
Fri Feb 03 – 10:16:11 am
ZumaDogg: TRICKS OF PENSION FRAUD TRADE: Report details how 1% pilfers billions of municipal dollars. LA Mayor Facilitated:http://t.co/4AksktCi
Fri Feb 03 – 9:51:45 am
ZumaDogg: Antonio: I called #FBI, this week/reminded ’em about ZD’s blog. THIS getting views: http://t.co/4AksktCi PENSION FRAUD report for FBI
Fri Feb 03 – 9:48:03 am
ZumaDogg: Would be nice to show up at council meeting for a little ZD TV 35, today, but WHO wants to leave Santa Monica beach for Skid Row in traffic?
Fri Feb 03 – 9:23:37 am
ZumaDogg: Zuma Dogg – L.A. City News is out!http://t.co/rb5MU2lL ▸ Top stories today via @lacitycouncil
Fri Feb 03 – 1:00:20 am
ZumaDogg: REDISTRICT COMMISH @ WESTCHESTER MEETING: “Sorry, moving out of CD 11 was ‘inadvertent’ mistake.” Aka: Mob got busted by social media era.
Fri Feb 03 – 12:59:34 am
ZumaDogg: A SHAME for Villar’s Redistricting mafia: 10 yrs ago, no facebook/twitter/email. Could’ve gotten away w OUTRAGEOUS NONSENSE. NOW U R BUSTED!
Fri Feb 03 – 12:57:41 am
ZumaDogg: Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa: L.A. Mayoral Candidate Zuma Dogg Wants A Status… http://t.co/xTq9jRZj
Fri Feb 03 – 12:44:11 am
ZumaDogg: #FBI: Is the mayor of Los Angeles currently trying to cover up a BIG MESS OF A FRAUD regarding #HollandPartners. Gimme a call if interested.
Fri Feb 03 – 12:36:18 am
ZumaDogg: Start asking @USMayors@Villaraigosa about alleged #HollandPartners L.A. housing #fraud, and he’ll say, “Let’s talk about Special Order 40!”
Fri Feb 03 – 12:35:07 am
ZumaDogg: WHY I try to bolster my image/look w cooler ZD look: I look at pic of PLAIN Dave=think, “THAT’S the guy 1000s say is greatest phenom ever?”
Fri Feb 03 – 12:18:07 am
ZumaDogg: I KNOW: I look at innocuous photo of most regular looking guy (see blog post) and think, “How come I am GREATEST performing phenom, ever?”
Fri Feb 03 – 12:14:53 am
ZumaDogg: I KNOW: I look at innocuous photo, of most regular looking guy (see top blog post) and think, “How come I am TOP municipal genius in L.A.?”
Fri Feb 03 – 12:13:31 am
ZumaDogg: @Villaraigosa: I got 2 words for U: Holland Partners…Holland Partners…Holland Partners…Holland Partners…gonna say it OVER & OVER!!!
Fri Feb 03 – 12:09:08 am
ZumaDogg: Is the guy in picture on top post athttp://t.co/zRtAQN51 REALLY that guy who sings like Whitney and caused such TURMOIL for L.A. City Hall?
Fri Feb 03 – 12:02:04 am
ZumaDogg: Of all the HOT SHOT L.A. Mayoral candidates, only ONE of them has been published and praised on the topic of Quality&Productivity=#ZUMADOGG!
Thu Feb 02 – 11:40:26 pm
LACityCouncil: Of all the HOT SHOT L.A. Mayoral candidates, only ONE of them has been published and praised on the topic of Quality&Productivity=#ZUMADOGG!
Thu Feb 02 – 11:40:25 pm
ElectZuma: Of all the HOT SHOT L.A. Mayoral candidates, only ONE of them has been published and praised on the topic of Quality&Productivity=#ZUMADOGG!
Thu Feb 02 – 11:40:24 pm
Deming14Points: Of all the HOT SHOT L.A. Mayoral candidates, only ONE of them has been published and praised on the topic of Quality&Productivity=#ZUMADOGG!
Thu Feb 02 – 11:40:23 pm
ZumaDogg: http://t.co/R5Zxcvfa [FIRST BLOG POST OF ZUMA DOGG’s 2013 L.A. Mayoral Campaign. Just a little “splash” since…http://t.co/gOkThFtg
Thu Feb 02 – 11:18:07 pm
ZumaDogg: Zuma Dogg Tweets for 02/02/12: Time To Start Tweeting & Blogging in L.A. Mayoral “Campaign… http://t.co/R5Zxcvfa
Thu Feb 02 – 11:09:19 pm
ZumaDogg: RT @tonyarranaga: Reps from Venice, MarVista, BaldwinHills, Crenshaw, WestLA, etc all say leave CD11/CD8 as is. [Vilar’s Mob doesn’t care.]
Thu Feb 02 – 10:47:14 pm
ZumaDogg: GET TO KNOW HOLLAND PARTNERS! The answer to L.A.’s housing DREAMS became @Villaraigosa‘s FRAUD NIGHTMARE! (cont) http://t.co/ByQLGlJT
Thu Feb 02 – 10:33:22 pm
ZumaDogg: @Villaraigosa is PANICKED over Holland Partner FRAUD: Read THIS Comedy B.S. from 2008: L.A. BOOM REAL ESTATE (cont)http://t.co/kJnZaD5J
Thu Feb 02 – 10:31:24 pm
ZumaDogg: Oh no…I was VERY EXCITED that Trutanich sued a bank over pension money “mishandling,” but this ain’t the “alternative investment” stuff.
Thu Feb 02 – 10:20:15 pm
ZumaDogg: @DennisPZine Since I know you’re gonna win anyway; how about U support me for Mayor and I’ll support you for controller. SCREW @WendyGreuel!
Thu Feb 02 – 10:13:08 pm
ZumaDogg: DON’T GET IT TWISTED: Not ASKING for your vote. As historic, blessed, gifted, prophetic genius icon/trained in Qual&Prod, I feel obligated.
Thu Feb 02 – 9:22:18 pm
ZumaDogg: REMEMBER, PEOPLE: I am NOT ASKING for your vote. I’m offering my services as only TRULY qualified person to run L.A. municipality, as mayor.
Thu Feb 02 – 9:18:28 pm
ZumaDogg: L.A. Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa has ONE THING on his mind: WHAT IS HE GONNA DO ABOUT HOLLAND PARTNERS? Will ZD break it WIDE OPEN, Brutha?