BREAKING NEWS: Press Release From Mike "Pussy" Gatto (QUICK! Try to divert attention…give someone an award, or something!)

QUICK!: You’re political career is going down so fast, you can’t handle the “G-force.” What do you do!?! Put out some press release about some warm and fuzzy issue. And make sure you mention the military and kids and a bunch of good stuff. Maybe people will link it to you and forget about the dumb stuff you said and forget about what John & Ken and the blogs are saying. ARE YOU KIDDING? And what is most transparent is this press release was sent to me, for some reason? I never signed up for any email alerts and this is the first time they’ve sent me anything. I sense a level of nutty desperation.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Contact: John Ferrera (916) 319-2043

June 22, 2011

Assemblyman Mike Gatto Honors Glendale Community Leader as Veteran of the Year

Sacramento, CA – Assemblyman Mike Gatto (D-Los Angeles) honored Khoa Nquyen as Veteran of the Year for the 43rd Assembly District. Mr. Nguyen returned to Glendale after serving his country as U.S. Marine in a humanitarian mission in Africa for two years and has founded a non-profit organization that provides free lessons to disadvantaged youth teaching the them how to play tennis, practice yoga, and even how to read. “I want to use my talents and experiences to help under privileged children, they need it,” said Nquyen. “Growing up, people always want to feel a sense of self-worth. I felt that in Africa.”

“I picked Khoa because I believe it is of paramount importance to recognize a new generation of young men and women who are serving our country,” said Gatto. “He is an inspiration to our veterans that have served in the military and have the opportunity to use the tools they’ve acquired in military service to selflessly give back to their community.”

Mike Gatto is the Assistant Speaker Pro Tempore of the California State Assembly. He represents the cities of Burbank, Glendale, and parts of Los Angeles, including Los Feliz, North Hollywood, Silver Lake, Toluca Lake, Valley Glen, and Van Nuys. Most voters in his district now consider him a punk-ass, pussy, cry-loser. He will never be re-elected. His term is about to become a bitch. At least he isn’t Anthony Weiner. Plus, he just honored some good guy that was in the military and does stuff for kids.

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