[Pictured: ARE YOU KIDDING ME? LAPD TRASH-TALKIN’ ZUMA DOGG’S MOM? Does she LOOK like she cares? LOL! SHE’S LAUGHING AT YOU, DUMB LAPD TRASH-TALKIN’ COP!]
UNBELIEVABLE: As Zuma Dogg was walkin’ down Abbott Kinney in Venice with his mom, visiting from out of town, for “First Fridays” — one of those “Peggy Thusin” look-a-like cops with the hair pulled back, Aunt Bea glasses and confused head-games being played in her mind from being on the streets too long — ACTUALLY STARTED TO TRASH-TALK ZUMA DOGG’S MOM WITH SOME SARCASTIC BULLSHIT, THAT ZD’s mom and ZD actually thought was complimentary talk at first. Until the arrogant, smart-ass cop had to reveal her hostility — which unleashed the DOGG on the sour-grapes loser cop, in front of his own mom…who watched in mild-shock as she witnessed some REAL FIRST AMENDMENT SPEECH ON THE STREET FROM HER SON-OF-A-BITCH SON WHO DON’T GIVE A FUCK, YOU CRYLOSER LAPD, CHUMP-BITCH!
I REALLY HAVE LOST ALL RESPECT FOR THESE LOSER LAPD COPS WHO REALLY HAVE REVEALED THEMSELVES TO ZD, RECENTLY AS A BUNCH OF OVERLY-SENSITIVE, TROUBLEMAKERS WHO CAN’T JUST LET IT GO AND MOVE ON…YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO SAY TO ZUMA DOGG’S MOM…”You must be PROUD of him…YOU raised him…you must be PROUD of him.” When ZD and ZD’s mom though she was serious (BECAUSE I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU…BUT SHE IS AT LEAST PRETTY DAMN PLEASED THAT ZD WON IN FEDERAL COURT — AFTER IT ALL CAUSED A HELL OF A LOT OF GRIEF FOR ZD’S MOM — AFTER ENFORCING ILLEGAL LAWS…AND SHE’LL BE PRETTY HAPPY THE DAY THE CHECK IS WRITTEN, WHICH IT WILL…
SO YOUR DUMB-TRASH TALK ALMOST WENT DOWN AS A COMPLIMENT…BUT OF COURSE YOU HAD TO REVEAL YOUR TRUE HOSTILITY…SO ZUMA DOGG RECINDED THE KIND THANK YOU AND WARM AND FUZZY TALK…AND THAT DUMB, ARROGANT COP WHO SHOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE TO HOLD HER TONGUE AND MOVE ALONG…GOT A TASTE OF WHAT ZUMA DOGG USUALLY RESERVES FOR SOMEONE LIKE ZINE OR GARCETTI AFTER CUTTING HIM OFF…AND THE DUMB COP HAD TO TAKE IT, RIGHT THERE ON THE STREET…AS SHE AND HER TOUGH GUY, BIG SHOT PARTNER GOT A FIRST AMENDMENT LESSON FROM THE MASTER!
HA HA! LOOKS LIKE DOWD/DOGG GOT TO YOU GOOD!!!! YOU COULDN’T EVEN CONTROL YOUR COOL WHEN YOU SAW ZD’S MOM WALKIN’ DOWN THE STREET WITH HER SON…SO YOU GOT SNAPPED AT AND DISRESPECTED AND ZD WALKS AWAY TRIUMPHANTLY PUTTING YOU BACK IN YOUR PLACE…IN FRONT OF THE BIGGEST CROWD OF THE MONTH DURING THIS VENICE SPECIAL EVENT…LMFAO @ SGCL!
(How much you wanna bet next time she keeps her mouth SHUT and keeps walkin’? WILL BE FOLLOWING UP WITH SUPERIORS!)