WEEKEND UPDATE Tweets From Uncle MC Zuma Dogg (News, Poltics, Comedy AND MUSIC STREAM!) for August 28,2010

Pictured: He shines a little light cause he’s an UP guy!

1.  http://netmusicstream.com (Zuma Dogg’s babysitter!) And, catch the tweets live as they roll out live on my twitter feed: http://twitter.com/zumadogg. (They also update on right hand column of this blog, but have to keep refreshing page for updates. Hence, the ACTUAL Twitter page.)

2. Not to say Michael Higby’s Mayor Sam blog has jumped the shark, but if it were “Happy Days” it’d be the post-Fonzie season w Ted McGinnley. (DAMN, BRO…gotta approve comments on your blog from a known psychotic, calling me a “fool” over my music picks? Thought you were a political blog? Please only call me a fool for things I say or do. NOT the music I listen to. DOH!)

3. What a loser of a doofus clown that Michael Higby turned out to be with his loser moderator pals. His blog is OVER! He’s got ONE commenter. 27 minutes ago via HootSuite

4. If you @zumadogg me w a question, please add “follow” to my profile if you would like a reply. Don’t always wanna “@” back everything. about 2 hours ago via HootSuite

5. Don’t you HATE when you leave the remote on top of the TV. Kinda defeats purpose when you have to walk over to get it! about 6 hours ago via HootSuite

6. COCAINE has OPPOSITE effect on some. Most are all hyper. Paris Hilton always seems to be so chill and laid back. Like I said… about 6 hours ago via HootSuite

7. RT @LANow: South Los Angeles shootings leave four wounded http://lat.ms/aShCJu (Pray they live! Don’t wanna mess up mayor’s crime stats!) about 6 hours ago via HootSuite

8. Just because I liked Chris Smessle better than Krackwhorian as council candidate doesn’t mean she doesn’t SICKEN me as CRA head.Disgraciosa! about 6 hours ago via HootSuite

9. Just cause I’m in good mood listening to netmusicstream.com, let’s not lose focus LAUSD shadiants gonna be BEYOND BLASTED on TV, next week! about 6 hours ago via HootSuite

10. ZD is a tad, “edgy,” lately. Have to remember created fun persona.for people to enJOY. Can’t be Mickey Mouse lashing out at Disney visitors! about 6 hours ago via HootSuite

11. RT @cityofhollywood: @zumadogg well at least you’re not hypocritical. good for you. we’re rooting for you, and now following you. (THANK U!) about 6 hours ago via HootSuite

12. WNCI, 97.9…YOU’RE LISTENING to Saturday Rockin’ Jukebox…My name’s Dave Elliott…Tim Kennedy’s NEXT: Bubble-U, NCI! http://NetMusicStream.com. about 7 hours ago via HootSuite

13. @cityofhollywood yes, I DO have “law of attraction” karma issues. Feel SO BLESSED in many ways, yet am own worst enemy, too. Workin’ on it. about 7 hours ago via HootSuite in reply to cityofhollywood

14. LESSON FOR THE KIDS: Can’t destroy entire municipal region single-handed wout karmic repercussions.Mayor’s elbow merely tremor before quake! about 7 hours ago via HootSuite

15. JUST TO BE CLEAR: I’m not happy the mayor hurt his elbow & DON’T want to see him in pain. Just saying it DID HAPPEN cause of his BAD KARMA. about 7 hours ago via HootSuite

16. RT @abc7: BREAKING NEWS: 30-acre fire burning by Shady Canyon Golf Course. (SHADY Canyon? Maybe Councilmembers are vacationing there!) about 7 hours ago via HootSuite

17. VIDEO: ZD & Matt Dowd perform “Comfortably Numb” from new tribute band, “Better Than Floyd!” Enjoy this biographical tune.http://ow.ly/2welz about 7 hours ago via HootSuite

18. CATCH UP on original @ZumaDogg hit singles, radio shows and comedy bits at http://zumadogg.podomatic.com. (Some think songs ARE the comedy.) about 7 hours ago via HootSuite

19. Catch up on the past decade of Zuma Dogg: “A Decade of Zuma Dogg” – Now on YouTube. http://www.youtube.com/zumadogg about 7 hours ago via HootSuite

20. RT@LANow: CA cracking down on paparazzi. Is the issue worth all the attention? (Not while STATE BANKRUPTING CORRUPTION goes UN-CHECKED!) about 8 hours ago via HootSuite

21. NOTHING BETTER than the WNCI reunion that just popped up in my facebook inbox. All the guys from ZD’s 1st station in ’86. STILL FAVE CREW! about 8 hours ago via HootSuite

22. COMMUNITY ALERT: Beware sneaky, lying, bully, thug, loose cannon running rampant through the community: L.A. City Attorney Carmen Trutanich. about 9 hours ago via HootSuite

23. RT@latimes: Joshua Tree Roots Music Fest: folkadelic in the desert. (NO NEED to drive to DESERT for music fest…http://NetMusicStreams.com) about 10 hours ago via HootSuite

24. RT@LANow: Man stabbed during Glendale road rage incident. (Time it took to get out of car to stab man, took more time than initial reason.) about 10 hours ago via HootSuite

25. RT@Schwarzenegger: Wrote op-ed for WSJ on unfunded retirement promises for govt workers. (Reduced to virtual blogger? DO SOMETHING AS GOV!) about 10 hours ago via HootSuite

26. RT@Schwarzenegger: I wrote an op-ed for WSJ about unfunded retirement promises for govt workers – a huge problem. (But he has done NOTHING!) about 10 hours ago via HootSuite

27. RT @LosAngelesCP: Paris Hilton released from jail after arrest for cocaine possession. (Guess we know what she’ll be doing TONIGHT: COKE!) about 10 hours ago via HootSuite

28. WHAT’S BETTER THAN $ SPENT ON HOSPITALIZATION FOR CRIMINALS DUE TO A RIOT? Guards Break Up Folsom Prison Riot: Seven inmates hospitalized. about 10 hours ago via HootSuite

29. PARIS HILTON BUSTED W COKE?: You have it all wrong. She merely FOUND that coke on sidewalk and was driving it to authorities to turn it in! about 10 hours ago via HootSuite

30. NETMUSICSTREAM.com DEDICATIONS: For Dan’s bar mitzvah, Selena’s quinceanera & The Johnson’s Wedding Party….Here’s AC/DC, “Hell’s Bell’s!” about 10 hours ago via HootSuite

31. BEST GUITAR SOLO SINCE FOGHAT “Slow Ride”: StoneTemplePilot guitarist DEAN DELEO REALLY takes the cake on “Hickory Dichotomy.” UN-TOPPABLE! about 10 hours ago via HootSuite

32. CALLED HIS DAUGHTER “THE BRAT” during his victory party ON STAGE. That’s the WONDERFUL Carmen Trutanich. His daughter looked devastated! about 11 hours ago via HootSuite

33. ONE THING I CAN TELL YOU FOR CERTAIN ABOUT Los Angeles City Attorney Carmen Trutanich: His personal word ain’t worth SHIT and neither is he. about 11 hours ago via HootSuite

34.Don’t think Carmen (a man’s name, even though he isn’t) Trutanich is gonna like the way the judge’s wind blows on his over-reaching medijuana collective law. Can’t let a loose cannon, loose. HEY NUCH, BITE ME, YOU LYING., WORD-AIN’T-WORTH-SHIT, BULLY OF A HATED CLOWN! YOU DON’T KNOW SHIT ABOUT SHIT!

35. Good morning to much hated, ignorant, low-grade, arrogant, shit for character, lousy father, doofus of a clown schmuck Carmen Trutanich! about 11 hours ago via HootSuite

36. UH OH! RT @ladailynews: Paris Hilton arrested on cocaine charge: http://bit.ly/aeXuNR (Just when we had this whole Lohan thing wrapped up.) about 12 hours ago via HootSuite

37. As Linda Rondstadt once said, “Don’t Know Much,” but I know I’m not supposed to be up & tweeting at 3am. Time for ZzzzD! See ya round noon. about 19 hours ago via HootSuite

38. Always said I “compressed time” by living 3 days in 1 and I DID. But also aged 3 times as fast. ZD now living comfortable life of 70 yr old. about 19 hours ago via HootSuite

39. You can spend half a billion dollars for a school, but THAT isn’t gonna raise student achievement if same evil A-HOLES are in charge? about 19 hours ago via HootSuite

40. I’d like to take whole LAUSD bureaucratic board & evil staffers & KICK ‘EM TO THE CURB, but I’d get prosecuted for “Illegal Trash Dumping!” about 19 hours ago via HootSuite

41. RT @ladailynews: A former Beverly Hills home developer (fraud ring leader) was sentenced Friday to 6½ years. (THERE goes the neighborhood!) about 19 hours ago via HootSuite

42. Bernankie says prepared to do whatever it takes to ensure recovery & keep U.S. out of recession. Hasn’t he been trying & aren’t we IN one? about 19 hours ago via HootSuite

43. RT@LATimesgreen: California energy panel promises millions to ethanol firm founded by Schwarzenegger ally. (It ain’t gonna go to his ENEMY!) about 19 hours ago via HootSuite

44. MORE NET MUSIC STREAMS: Rock http://ow.ly/2w60C – Dance/HipHop http://ow.ly/2w60H – Lotta ’80’s http://ow.ly/2w61h – R&R http://ow.ly/2w61z about 19 hours ago via HootSuite

45. NetMusicStreams.com – Rockin’ Jukebox: Hr 1 http://ow.ly/2w5RK – Hr 2 http://ow.ly/2w5Sd – Hr 3 http://ow.ly/2w5T0 – Hr 4 http://ow.ly/2w5Te about 20 hours ago via HootSuite

46. MORE ZD RE-TWEETS!: RT @SantaMonicaDude: Zuma Dogg News, Politics, Comedy AND MUSIC for Saturday, August 28, 2010 (LAUSD NOT Gonna Like…) about 20 hours ago via HootSuite

47. @ZumaDogg, movin’ UP in the world…RT @LAupDates: #ff @jgidlow @davonbrown @uhhlaine @adthomas3 @renhollywood @zumadogg @laeditor (THANKS!) about 21 hours ago via HootSuite

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