McCain Picks The Hot Chick from The Cold State for VP

McCain picks Sarah Palin as running mate

Republican presidential hopeful John McCain has picked reform-minded Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin as his vice presidential running mate, a surprising choice that adds youth to the ticket and could help win over women voters.

The cute chick from Alaska who won a beauty contest in the past and was once mayor of a small town in Alaska before becoming Governor of Alaska, but most of all, she’s the Farrah-Fawcett of political elections — and nothing helps you win and election more, than appearance. (How many of you dummies still think these elections are based on policy?

He couldn’t pick Romney cause there are too many sound bites of the two slamming each other, that would be turned into commercials for Obama, and the whole Mormon thing might have made McCain nervous, too.

If McCain wins, I hope he’s like the Bee Gees and plans on Stayin’ Alive, cause if you wanna talk about someone without enough experience to be President.

HEY, if ZD runs for President, I’ll pick Loni Anderson as my V.P. running mate!

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